Sink’s Clogged!

Ok, one last one under “You found what WHERE?” before we move on to other things. I finally decided I better learn how to work that lower galley with all the drama upstairs. It was intimidating because it was a huge responsibility. You kept the service going and you didn’t want to let your crewContinue reading “Sink’s Clogged!”

Oh No You Didn’t!

I mentioned earlier that we formed bonds that were like family. I had the great pleasure of flying out of one base for 15 years when I lived in the mountains where many of us felt like true family, even Ohana. Somehow we always managed to find the lighter side of life and it wasContinue reading “Oh No You Didn’t!”

Flyer Beware

These little tidbits might fall more under “Oh no they didn’t” rather than “Oh no YOU didn’t,” but still need to be told to color in the full picture of a flight attendant’s life. In my last post I referred to flying on the DC9s and DC8s back in the dark ages. Those older aircraftContinue reading “Flyer Beware”

Classless in First Class

So back to a more lighthearted look at “Oh no you didn’t…” Folks often wonder if flight attendants ever thought of sort of “getting back” at particularly difficult passengers. Well, c’mon, we are human. Thank goodness for filters. If the running dialog in my head as I worked a beverage service in a packed cabinContinue reading “Classless in First Class”

Flash Dance

  Those flying machines could take a lot, though, and my respect for them grew not out of blind following, but from experiences when they proved themselves over and over. I transferred bases down to DFW when I got married and did a lot of flying in wild Spring weather. Those storms in the SpringContinue reading “Flash Dance”

Earth, Wind and Fire

Those thunderstorms eventually got the upper hand and our confidence in our machines and our skills was shattered in an instant. Lessons always seem to come when we really think we’ve got it all dialed in. That’s when we have to be reminded that when we fly we are guests in another element and weContinue reading “Earth, Wind and Fire”

Bump in the Night

When we all begin flying the reasons are remarkably similar and include a desire to travel the world and work with people. Flight attendants are a diverse group, though, and once the crazy days of no schedule and just flying, sleeping and partying (sort of an extension of college) settled down so did most ofContinue reading “Bump in the Night”

Ice Ice Baby

One night on a Vegas junket we were considerably delayed due to an ice storm in Dallas. You can only imagine. Finally after hours on hold, we get a tiny window to take off. Oh the joy of it all!!! I was seated on the aft jumpseat on a MD-90 which is neatly sandwiched betweenContinue reading “Ice Ice Baby”

What’s Behind THAT Door?

OK, if there’s that much stress and responsibility involved from time to time, where do flight attendants go to get a few moments on their own? What’s really behind those doors they key a code into and then disappear behind without so much as a glance back? Let’s start by entering the sacred confines ofContinue reading “What’s Behind THAT Door?”

Oh, You Sleep???

Another door that always interests folks is the unmarked door to the crew rest quarters on the 777. Where does that go???? It may be located in different places on different configurations, but ours was across from a lav in the main cabin with no markings whatsoever. I never looked behind me to see theContinue reading “Oh, You Sleep???”