Always Check, Cross-Check

Let’s explore a little more under the theme of “Oh no you didn’t…” I didn’t always fly on the large, modern aircraft. This will really date me, but I began my career on 727s, DC9s and DC8s. At the bottom of the seniority list I got really familiar with the DC9. One endearing quality ofContinue reading “Always Check, Cross-Check”

Flyer Beware

These little tidbits might fall more under “Oh no they didn’t” rather than “Oh no YOU didn’t,” but still need to be told to color in the full picture of a flight attendant’s life. In my last post I referred to flying on the DC9s and DC8s back in the dark ages. Those older aircraftContinue reading “Flyer Beware”

Classless in First Class

So back to a more lighthearted look at “Oh no you didn’t…” Folks often wonder if flight attendants ever thought of sort of “getting back” at particularly difficult passengers. Well, c’mon, we are human. Thank goodness for filters. If the running dialog in my head as I worked a beverage service in a packed cabinContinue reading “Classless in First Class”

Flash Dance

  Those flying machines could take a lot, though, and my respect for them grew not out of blind following, but from experiences when they proved themselves over and over. I transferred bases down to DFW when I got married and did a lot of flying in wild Spring weather. Those storms in the SpringContinue reading “Flash Dance”

Ice Ice Baby

One night on a Vegas junket we were considerably delayed due to an ice storm in Dallas. You can only imagine. Finally after hours on hold, we get a tiny window to take off. Oh the joy of it all!!! I was seated on the aft jumpseat on a MD-90 which is neatly sandwiched betweenContinue reading “Ice Ice Baby”

Coffee, Tea or?

Another one that will make us want to snap you on the head after about 20 rows of this routine over and over and ask: “Why do you DO that?” has to do with basic (?) courtesy. Back to a breakfast flight. The breakfast lights are on, for those of you following in chronological orderContinue reading “Coffee, Tea or?”

Do You Do That At Home?

Will some of you tell me about the door knobs on the bathrooms in your homes? Maybe submit some pics in the comments section if you don’t mind? I’ll tell you why; it has been a burning question among crew members as we sit on jumpseats near lavs for years and observe passengers struggle mightilyContinue reading “Do You Do That At Home?”

You Are Not At Home

OK, You are NOT at home So clearly the flying public has gotten very comfortable with air transportation and when some folks board a flight they tend to feel like this IS their home for the next few hours. We love that. We want people to feel welcome and relaxed. It is a public formContinue reading “You Are Not At Home”

Boots On The Ground

After we delivered our precious human cargo at the destination in the Middle East, we pretty much hung around for the next four hours while the troops unloaded all of their gear from the cargo hold. As expected it was a well-organized military operation performed with precision. Our job was primarily to stay out ofContinue reading “Boots On The Ground”